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I’d like to get drunk with someone famous.

That’s one of my life goals.
:I

You’re Tony Fucking Stark. I already got drunk with you. So who do you want me to dress up as?

Phffft

I say we all dress up, and storm a random bar in NYC and party it up like damn rock stars without giving a single fuck.
We’ll get a limo and bitches and shit like that. It’ll be glorious.

Tell me something I don’t know.

I’ve never been in a limo.

WELL I GUESS IT’S YOUR LUCKY FUCKING DAY.

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