sometimes I forget that I'm a sociopath
- Nard: "I just found out that my mother-in-law died."
- Me: "That sucks. When?"
- Nard: "Just to day. Not a couple hours ago."
- Me: "Yikes."
- Nard: "Yeah, just like that. Dead."
- Me: "What happened? Was she sick?"
- Nard: "No, she just died out of nowhere."
- Me: "Well, how old was she?"
- Nard: "Had to have been around.. I think 70-something?"
- Me: "Oh! She was old."
- Nard: "What do you mean?"
- Me: "Dude, 70-something? She's old. That's why she died."
- Nard: "But she was fine. She wasn't sick or anything."
- Me: "You don't have to be sick to die. Shit happens. Except, it happens more often the older you get."
- Nard: "So you think she just died, like that, because she was old?"
- Me: "Um.. yeah? Duh."
- Nard: "I think the last time she was sick, she was in the hospital for a couple days.. but that was about a month or so ago."
- Me: "You're only proving my point."
- Nard: "What do you mean?"
- Me: "One, she's old. Her immune system is probably shit, so whatever illness gets to her, it's going to do a heck of a lot more damage then it would to me or you."
- Nard: "But she was always in such good health. She traveled a lot."
- Me: "So? That's even worse. Constant climate changes will fuck your shit up."
- Nard: "Really?"
- Me: "Yeah, if you do it often enough. Your body gets confused and doesn't know how or what to adjust to, so it'll have a breakdown."
- Nard: "Oh really?"
- Me: "I can't make this stuff up. You know how most people usually get sick whenever the weather changes? Like from Summer to Fall or Winter to Spring?"
- Nard: "Yeah?"
- Me: "It's kinda like that. Only she's forcing her body to go through that way more then just two or four times a year. It's not healthy."
- Nard: "I guess you have a point, I can see that."
- Me: "Despite all that, whenever it's your time, it's your time."
- Nard: "I just can't believe that. just dying all of a sudden, just like that."
- Me: "Get over it. Everyone is going to die eventually. There's nothing special or mysterious about it."
posted 7:16 am on Thursday, April 19, 2012 with 7 notes
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jammiedodgersandwhiskey said:
I think its funnier that you were nicer to me about Dunn and my Aunt dying last year then Nard’s mom and law this year but then again we are both logical on these issues and maybe I thought that was nice.
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